It’s an exciting day in Bad Tiki land. For the first time in recorded history, we have a tie for the most common search phrase used to find the site. For months, Keshia Knight Pulliam has held a death-grip on the top spot, but a new force has appeared. Everyone, meet “Paris Hilton Threesome”. “Paris Hilton Threesome” is on pace to become the most common search for the month of November.

While it is sad to see the passing of an old chestnut like “Keshia Knight Pulliam”, change is a constant in this life and we can either embrace it or be trampled by its constantly marching hooves.

But, just so we’re clear, I do not have the Paris Hilton sex tape on this site and I never will. And, after recent exploits have come to light, Bad Tiki Network has put any further The Fair Vanities television movies, starring Nicky and Paris Hilton, on hiatus.

Here are the current standings. Newcomer “Tom Jones Bulge” is making a strong showing and Arrested Development seems to have heightened interest in Portia DiRossi. And Lois, looks like somebody wants to see you “nude”. Come on, we need the traffic.

Top 20 of 489 Total Search Strings

# Hits Search String

1 30 4.02% keshia knight pulliam
2 30 4.02% paris hilton threesome
3 18 2.41% paris and nicky hilton
4 16 2.14% portia dirossi
5 15 2.01% Keshia Knight Pulliam
6 11 1.47% george eads shirtless
7 10 1.34% sperm
8 9 1.20% charlie humman
9 8 1.07% tiki
10 7 0.94% keshia knight pulliam pictures
11 7 0.94% paris hilton
12 6 0.80% tom jones bulge
13 5 0.67% hilton sisters
14 5 0.67% paris hilton cocaine
15 4 0.54% keshia knight pulliam picture
16 4 0.54% keshia knight-pulliam
17 4 0.54% lois lane nude
18 4 0.54% tatas
19 4 0.54% tiki faces
20 4 0.54% western catfight