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Episode Guide

Season One

Pilot. The Small Wonder saga continues in this new series. When a short circuit causes her wedding to Big Blue to go awry, grown-up robot Vicki heads to Seattle to work for an internet start-up. There, she meets Sassy (Stacey Dash), the receptionist who soon learns the secrets of her circuitry. Wallace Langham also stars as the acerbic and vaguely gay Howard and C. Thomas Howell returns to the limelight as the boss who may have a little crush on Vicki.

Beauty and the Bandwidth. When the company's server crashes, it's up to Vicki (Katie Holmes) to save the day. BUt, while she hardwires herself into the Internet, Sassy (Stacey Dash) must work fast to keep Vicki's robotic roots from the rest of the staff. Edie McClurg reprises her role from the original series as Mrs. Brindle, the companies new head of HR.

101001111000101. It's her first Christmas on her own and Vicki (Katie Holmes) is not in the holiday spirit. Sassy (Stacey Dash) hopes a date to the office Christmas party with the FedEx guy (Dustin Diamond) will cheer her up, but things go horribly awry when he accidentally spills egg nog on her mother board, allowing her to speak only in binary code.

Think Different. Vicki (Katie Holmes) is panicked when Jed (C. Thomas Howell) suggests moving the company computers to Macintosh, which is incompatible with her operating system. Meanwhile, Sassy (Stacey Dash) and Howard (Wallace Langham) compete for a company-paid trip to Amsterdam.

Robot Love. On the eve of her 25th birthday, Vicki's (Katie Holmes) long-dormant sexuality chip lurches into overdrive in the middle of the moring meeting. As Sassy (Stacey Dash) struggles to keep the randy Vicky in check, Howard (Wallace Langham) becomes suspicious when the out-of-control android begins humping his leg.

Deep Sixed. Mrs. Brindle (Edie McClurg) is visited by her daughter, Harriet (Jenna von Oÿ). Once Harriet learns that Vicki (Katie Holmes) is in town, she decides to stay and prove once and for all that there is something not right with that girl. Howard (Wallace Langham) catches Harriet's eye, making Sassy (Stacey Dash) surprisingly jealous. Meanwhile, Vicki's habit of spending the morning meeting playing Tetris in her head causes her to miss out on some vital information, and leaves her vulnerable to Harriet's sneak attack.

Love XP. Vicki (Katie Holmes) is shocked when her former fiancé (Big Blue) arrives claiming to have been reprogrammed to love her, but his presence threatens to expose her secret to the staff. Harriet (Jenna von Oÿ). continues her quest to expose Vicki, but is sidetracked by a mad crush on the oblivious Howard (Wallca Langham). Meanwhile, Sassy (Stacey Dash) and Mrs. Brindle (Edie McClurg) clash over the upkeep of the office fridge.

Batteries Not Included. When Jed (C. Thomas Howell) sends the staff on an inspirational retreat, Vicki (Katie Holmes) worries about being away from her re-charger for full weekend. Meanwhile, Howard (Wallace Langham) is unnerved by Harriet's (Jenna von Oÿ) constant attempts at seduction. But it's up to Sassy (Stacey Dash) to save the day when Vicki's batteries run out during a wacky team-building adventure on the ropes course.

Data Processing. It's androids everywhere when Brent Spiner guest stars as the company's new accounting manager who has a few questions for Vicki (Katie Holmes) about her conspicuous consumption of electric power. Meanwhile, Sassy (Stacey Dash) and Howard (Wallace Langham) hilariously face their ageism when one must fire the incompetent and ill-tempered new assistant (Elaine Stritch).

Falling Bricks. While the staff prepares for a big trade show in Las Vegas, Harriet (Jenna von Oy) cooks up a plan to expose Vicki (Katie Holmes) once and for all that involves a camera crew and the world champion of Tetris (Guest Star Chirs Kattan). Meanwhile, Sassy (Stacey Dash) falls for the new IT guy (Eddie Cahill), but he may have more in common with Vicki than anyone imagined.

Vegas, Part One. As everyone converges on Vegas for the Trade Show, Jake (Guest Star Eddie Cahill) and Vicki (Katie Holmes) grow closer. A night of rum and keno leads to a shocking commitment between Harriet (Jenna von Oy) and Howard (Wallace Langham). And when Jed (C. Thomas Howell) loses the company in a poker game to guest star Stephen Root, Sassy (Stacey Dash) and Vicki work fast to turn the tables on the gambler.

Vegas, Part Two. After booking themselves the Honeymoon Suite, Vicki (Katie Holmes) and Jake (Eddie Cahill) try to take their relationship to the next lever but Jake's proprietary UNIX-based system may not be compatible with Vicki's older, PASCAL programming. Vicki soon finds out that the one person who can write the necessary patch is the person she least wants to talk to about sex: her father. Lance Henricksen guests as Ted Lawson.

Season Two

Reboot. Heartbroken after the system crash that wiped out her boyfriend’s memory, Vicki returns to Seattle swearing off love. But when Sassy and Howard’s fling fails to stay in Vegas, Vicki must help them hide it from an exceedingly jealous Harriet. The episode also resolves whether Jed really did lose the company in a high-stakes poker game.

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