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Episode Guide Season One Pilot. Paris and Nicky (Nicky and Paris Hilton) love a good party. But when, in a story inspired by actual events, someone crashes an SUV into 15 people at a Hamptons rave, the sisters discover they also love a good mystery. With the help of their eccentric Uncle Jimmy (Rip Torn), they set out to find the culprit before happy hour. Tizzie Guber: Mayim Bialik. Murder In Monte Carlo. When Uncle Jimmy (Rip Torn) becomes obsessed with the hotel room murder of a European billionaire, Paris and Nicky (The Hilton Sisters) travel to Monte Carlo to investigate. After a rousing game of bacarat, a jacuzzi orgy, and a quickly anulled marriage to a Saudi prince, they make a couple calls. But, will Uncle Jimmy, or his editor (Goerge Plimpton) be satisfied wih the results of the investigation? Bad Blarney. When a quickly-rising young actor turns out to be less Irish than he pretends to be, the sisters (Paris and Nicky Hilton) struggle with whether to tell the truth to a tabloid or get high on E. Meanwhile, Uncle Jimmy (Rip Torn) is still obsessed with the murder in Monte Carlo and believes the Cosa Nostra may have caused killed a missing intern after a chance meeting with a Sheik. Whatever Happened to Baby Michelle? When their California cousins (Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen) stop by for a visit, Paris and Nicky (The Hilton Sisters) take them on a whirlwind tour. But when the more talented and interesting twin is found murdered, Uncle Jimmy has only one suspect. The Case of the Party Pooper (Part 1) (Larry and the Lemur). In a two-night, cross-over event, Larry and the Lemur (Danny DeVito and Jon Voight) seek the help of the Fair Vanities (Paris and Nicky Hilton) to solve the bludgeoning of a famed party planner (Corin Nemec). When the girls disappear for a threesome with Enrique (Eddie Cibrian) and Larry has to coach a soccer game, it's up to the Lemur and Uncle Jimmy (Rip Torn) to put old differences aside and solve the crime. (Concludes tomorrow night on The Fair Vanities). The Case of the Party Pooper (Part
2). The investigation of Corbett's death leads the gang
into a world of sex, cocaine and fetish clubs. Uncle Jimmy (Rip
Torn) and Lica (Lainie Kazan) find an old flame rekindled, leaving
an unhappy Lemur (Jon Voight) without his wife or his manservant.
But when knowing the identity of the killer puts Lica and Uncle
Jimmy in danger, the sisters must work quickly to save them. My Girl Likes to Party All the
Time. When a famous movie actor (Shemar Moore) is arrested
for the murder of cross-dressing prostitute, the sisters (Paris
and Nicky Hilton) race to prove his innocence, leading them on a
tour of the underside of show business and ultimately implicating
a sitting Senator. Rip Torn also stars. Accused. The sisters
get a taste of what it's like on the other side of the jail cell
when they are accused of the murder of wicked socialite and her
Pomeranian. Uncle Jimmy turns to an old college friend, novelist
Jessica Fletcher, for help in unraveling the mystery. Angela Lansbury
reprises her Murder, She Wrote role. Lisa Eldestein guest stars
as the murdered woman's maid, Trixie. Living It Up. When their aunt (Ann Jillian) is accused of murdering a busboy, the sisters (Paris and Nicky Hilton) travel into the world of restaurant management to find the real killer. Crystal Bernard, Sheryl Lee Ralph, Gail Edwards and Marilyn Mercer guest star. (Series finale. Next week, Deathkill: The Series premieres.) |
