Episode Guide
Season One
Pilot. After being kicked
out of their retirement home
for excessive partying, Sully (Abe Vigoda) and Phil (Edward Asner)
move in to Shady Oaks and start turning the place on its ear. While
Nurse Betty (Sally Struthers) tries to maintain order, the residents
warm to Sully’s care-free attitude. Meanwhile, Phil catches
the eye of a merry widow named Dottie (Frances Sternhagen).
Forget Me Not. In a very
special episode of Dude, Where’s My Rascal, Sully
(Abe Vigoda) falls for Agnes (Guest Star Shelley Winters) but worries
when she keeps forgetting their dates. Phil and Dottie (Ed Asner,
Frances Sternhagen) tell him to keep his distance, but Sully is
in love. Nurse Betty (Sally Struthers) must finally teach the gang
a heart-breaking lesson.
Three For the Road. Seeing
an opportunity, Phil steals his son’s van and takes Dottie
and Sully on a wild 45 mph road trip. But when the car breaks down
at a scenic viewpont, only Dottie’s feminine wiles can save
them from a State Trooper (John Ritter) who wants to know what's
in the glove box.
The Doctor's Office.
Sully, Phil and Dottie are trapped in a doctor's office, waiting
for their colonscopies. When Sully (Abe Vigoda) agonizes over a
bad date the night before, Dottie (Frances Sternhagen)finds a tissue
issue in the ladies restroom. And the nurse can’t seem to
pronounce Phil's (Ed Asner) name.
The Competition. In a
ribald outing for the septuagenarian sitcom, the gang makes an onanistic
wager. But when Dottie (Frances Sternhagen) has a close encounter
with Tony Franciosa, it becomes a heated match between Sully and
Phil (Abe Vigoda and Edward Asner).
The Kids Are All Right .
Sully (Abe Vigoda) is distressed to learn that his grandson (Guest
Star Barry Watson) has joined the Young Republicans. Phil and Dottie
(Ed Asner and Frances Sternhagen) also face a visit form their kids,
who are none to happy about their relationship. Wayne Knight and
Brenda Strong also star.
It's Hot In Herre. Hip-Hop
star Nelly pays a visit to Shady Oaks is this hilarious outing.
When the cantankerous Grady (Bill Cobbs) gets bad news about his
health, Sully and Phil (Abe Vigoda and Edward Asner) convince his
grandson to make amends with the man before it's too late. Meanwhile,
Dottie (Frances Sternhagen) and Nurse Betty (Sally Struthers) compete
against each other in an all night Mahjongg tourney.
She's Still the Sheriff.
While on a road trip to Dollywood, Sully and Phil (Abe Vigoda and
Edward Asner) run afoul of the local Sheriff (Suzanne Sommers) and
must spend a night in a backwoods jail. There, they teach the inmates
Canasta while they wait for Dottie and Nurse Betty (Frances Sternhagen
and Sally Struthers) to bail them out. George Wyner also guests
as Deputy Max Rubin.
Doobies and Dreidel.
It's Chanukah at Shady Oaks, and that can mean only two things:
Gefilte fish and weed. While Nurse Betty (Sally Struthers) tries
to put a damper on the festivities, Phil (Ed Asner) and Dottie (Frances
Sternhagen) reach a new milestone in their relationship. Meanwhile,
Sully (Abe Vigoda) teaches some visiting schoolchildren about the
Festival of Lights.
It's a Wonderful Assisted Living
Community. When Sully (Abe Vigoda) loses the homes bingo
prizes in a snowstorm, he becomes convinced that everything he touches
he destroys. An mysterious man (Jim Breuer) arrives to show him
exactly what Shady Oaks would be like without him. Among other things,
it features a despondent Phil (Ed Asner) and a power-mad Nurse Betty
(Sally Struthers).
Dude, Where's My Rascal?
In the original, unaired pilot Sully and Phil (Abe Vigoda and Edward
Asner) wander through a shopping mall looking for their misplaced
personal mobility device. Their quest is thwarted by a mentally
unbalanced Clinique Girl (Sarah Rue), a security gurad with a vendetta
(Richard Riehle) and a personal shopper (Brenda Strong) with her
sights on world domination.
Animal Lust. As the residents
of Shady Oaks prepare for their annual Presidents' Day trip to Zoo,
Sully (Abe Vigoda) and Phil (Edward Asner) plot to ditch the tour
for a trip to an adult bookstore. But, when the run into Nurse Betty
(Sally Struthers) in the backroom, no one can escape with their
dignity.
The Painted Desert. Dottie
(Frances Sternhagen) is diagnosed with Glaucoma and thus given a
very potent prescription. After a night of partying with Sully and
Phil (Abe Vigoda and Edward Asner), they find themselves in Tucson
with no idea how they got there or how to get home. Luckily, guest
star Phyllis Diller is there to help.
A New Man. After they
are both forgotten by the staff in the back of the activity van,
Dottie (Frances Sternhagen) and Sully (Abe Vigoda) discover a deep
connection. But, when she returns to her boyfriend, Phil (Ed Asner),
the feelings continue for Sully. After consulting with Nurse Betty
(Sally Struthers), Sully makes an agonizing decision to follow his
heart. BUt will he remember to do it in the morning?
In Da Hizzouse. As Sully
(Abe Vigoda) debates telling Dottie (Frances Sternhagen) about his
feelings, Phil (Ed Asner) is paid a visit by his old dealer, Tiberius
(Snoop Dogg) who needs a big favor involving a trip to Mexico. Meanwhile,
Nurse Betty (Sally Struthers) clashes with the ward's new helper
monkey.
Roach Clips. When Sully's
(Abe Vigoda) friend brings a little something back from a trip to
Humboldt County, the gang partakes then reminisces about their past
adventures. Clips from previous episodes will be shown. Edward Asner,
Frances Sternhagen and Sally Struthers also star.
The Beginning. Seth Green
and Breckin Meyer guest star as Sully (Abe Vigoda) and Phil (Edward
Asner) reminisce about how they first met and their first sweet
sweet taste of green heaven. Meanwhile, Dottie (Frances Sternhagen)
and Nurse Betty (Sally Struthers) engage in a battle of wills over
the wearing of adult diapers.
The End, Part One. Phil
(Ed Asner) asks Dottie (Frances Sternhagen) to marry him and they
discuss leaving Shady Oaks together. Sully decides he must work
feverishly to stop the wedding lest he lose both his best friend
and the girl he secretly loves. Meanwhile, Nurse Betty struggles
to train the new nurse (Guest Star Cheri Oteri) who insists on speaking
in rhyme.
The End, Part Two. Their
nuptials interrupted by Sully's declaration of love, Phil and Dottie
struggle to figure out their relationship. Reeling from Dottie's
rejection, Sully seeks solace in arms of comely new resident Florence
(Phyllis Diller). But when Nurse Betty accidentally enjoys some
of Sully's secret stash, the lives at Shady Oaks may change forever.
Season Two
Craftwork. After deciding
to take a break due to their interrupted nuptials, Phil and Dottie
(Ed Asner and Frances Sternhagen) are dismayed to find themselves
trapped together when the activity van breaks down on the way to
the mall. Sully and Florence (Abe Vigoda and Phyllis Diller) debate
whether to take their relationship to the next level. And everyone
is terrified when a high-as-a-kite Nurse Betty (Sally Struthers)
is put in charge of their weekly craft lesson. Hot glue has never
been so hilarious!
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