Episode Guide
Season One
Week One. In the first
episode of this reality series, we meet Derek, a handsome and successful
internet millionaire who is unlucky in love. He moves into a house
with sixteen other eligible bachelors and, over the next six weeks,
must winnow the group down to the one man he wants to spend the
rest of his life with. The group of Suitors includes a male model
named Devon, three bartenders named Tim, Steve, a financial analyst
with a harelip and Nuktu, a handsome Eskimo. Derek seems taken with
Ben, a blond Human Resources Recruiter, but spends much of his time
in the hot tub with swim instructor Matthew, professional dancer
Enrique and two of the Tims.
Week Two. A wrench is
thrown into the game when each of the twelve remaining suitors (Ben,
Enrique, Steve, Matthew, Nuktu, Jordan, Devon, Billy, Dominic, Tim,
Tim and Tim) is allowed to choose one of the other men for a one-on-one
date, leaving Derek alone in the hottub with Nuktu. Billy, a financial
analyst from Chicago, makes a love connection with Dominic, a bartender/model
from Los Angeles. Human Resources Recruiter Ben is shocked when
he walks into the dining room and finds a menage-a-Tim going on.
Devon, a waiter from Baltimore, breaks down in tears when Derek
doesn't choose him for a hot air balloon ride and Enrique and Steve
almost come to blows over the last tube of Clinique Skin Refresher
for Men.
Week Three. With the
Tims and Steve gone, the house is a calmer place for Derek and the
eight remaining suitors. A game of I Never leads to a stunning declaration
of virginity by go-go dancer Enrique. Devon has another crying jag
about the lack of attention Derek pays him. Swim instructor Matthew
tells Derek he loves him in the Jacuzzi and gets only tongue in
return. And Nuktu teaches Ben a thing or two about Eskimo kisses.
Derek struggles when it comes time to cut the group in half.
Week Four. It's down
to four as Enrique, Ben, Matthew and Nuktu compete for a yachting
expedition with Derek by playing a marathon session of the card
game Suck and Blow. Meanwhile, Derek's best friend Mindy arrives
to meet the contestants but instead makes a last ditch effort to
win Derek for herself. During some downtime, Nuktu and Enrique clash
over the correct method for doing Pilates.
Week Five. Matthew, Ben
and Nuktu reel from Enrique's stunning, profanity-laden dismissal
Derek frets over the impending arrival of his divorced parents.
Swim instructor Matthew offends Derek's NASCAR-loving stepfather
with an offhand comment about boning Jeff Gordon. Eskimo fitness
instructor Nuktu makes a good impression on Derek's stepmother,
earning the ire of his Mother. And while in the sauna, human resources
recruiter Ben makes a shocking discovery about Derek's parents.
Week Six. As Ben and
Nuktu await Derek's decision, The Confirmed Bachelor reels from
his parents recent reconciliation. But, in what Producers are calling
a shocking twist, Derek's two suitors may be more interested in
each other than in him, leading to a cliff-side ceremony fraught
with romance and pathos. The finale is immediately followed by a
Where Are They Now special which reveals an odd relationship between
the three Tim's and features much sobbing by the ousted Enrique.
Host: Martha Quinn.
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