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Episode Guide Season One 9-1-02 This week: Car seats: are they safe? The miraculous story of a Nebraska man who lost a toe in a thresher. Charlize Theron: She’s from South Africa! And in his weekly color segment, The Dunk Tank, Brian Dunkleman asks the question: Postage stamps, why are they so sticky? 9-8-02 This week: Wheelbarrows: are they safe? The miraculous story of a Wisconsin woman who lost a hand in a combine. Demi Moore: She was on a soap! And in The Dunk Tank, Brian Dunkleman asks the question: What is it with women and the toilet seat? 9-15-02 This week: Porch swings: Are they safe? Matthew McConnaughey: He’s still alive! The harrowing story of a man who lost an ear in a cotton gin. And in The Dunk Tank, Brian Dunkleman asks: airplane food, what’s the deal? 9-21-02 This Week: Hammocks: are they safe? Colin Farrell: So very Irish! The harrowing story of a woman who lost a pinky in a brewing machine. And in the Dunk Tank, Brian Dunkleman asks, "What's the deal with cats and dogs?" 10-13-02 This Week: Trampolines: Are the safe? J. Lo and Ben: Happy at last. The harrowing story of a woman who lost her nose to a Bedazzler. And in The Dunk Tank, Brian Dunkleman asks, what's so funny about peace, love and understanding? 10-28-02 This Week: Answering machines: Are the safe? Colin Farrell: How Irish is too Irish? The harrowing story of a man who lost all the hair on his body to a Juice Tiger. And in The Dunk Tank, Brian Dunkleman asks, what is this thing called love? 11-3-02 This Week: Winona Ryder sits down with BTNM's Arthur Kent to discuss her burgeoning film career, the death of teen pop and the wonder that is cellular technology. What shoplifting trial? Also: Thumb tacks: Are the safe? The harrowing story of a woman who lost her ear to a blender. And in The Dunk Tank, Brian Dunkleman asks, what's love got to do with it? 11-24-02 This Week. Can Openers: Are they safe? Jennifer Lopez: So very, very real. The harrowing story of a Wisconsin man disfigured my a milking machine and in the Dunk Tank, Brian Dunkleman asks: Who do I have to fuck to get a drink around here? 12-1-02 This Week: Ceiling fans: Are the safe? Avril Lavigne shares her favorite holiday recipes, including her punky egg nog. The harrowing story of a Christmas that almost wasn't. And in the Dunk Tank, Brian Dunkleman asks, "Do you hear what I hear?" 12-8-02 This Week: Stockings, are they safe? "The Little Drummer Boy": the truth behind America's favorite carol. The harrowing story of a Christmas that almost wasn't but then was. And in the Dunk Tank, Brian Dunkleman asks, "What the Hell is a figgy pudding, anyway? Is that a euphemism?" 1-5-03 This Week: Sleds, are the safe? Avril Lavigne: Punk princess or Pod Alanis? The harrowing story of a grandmother who lost her elbow in a sewing machine. And in The Dunk Tank, Brian Dunkleman declares: "We don’t need no water, let the mother-fucker burn." 1-12-03 This Week: Upright pianos, are the safe? Brittany Murphy: Svelte and sassy! The harrowing story of a girl scout who lost her toes in a sledding accident. And in The Dunk Tank, Brian Dunkleman declares: "We're not gonna take it. No, we ain't gonna take it." 2-1-03 This Week: Bread Machines: Are they safe? Lisa Marie Presley's rules for a successful marriage. The harrowing story of a penguin who traveled from Antarctica to Greenland in search of love. And in the Dunk Tank, Brian Dunkleman announces: "Yeah, okay, I'd fuck Seacrest. Shut up. No, seriously, shut up." 3-31-03 This Week: Bagel Slicers: Are they safe? Chow Yun-Fat's sizzling Spring recipes. The harrowing story of a man with no shoes who met a man with no feet. And in the Dunk Tank, Brian Dunkleman sings the praises of the Funky Cold Medina. 4-13-03 This Week: Sporks: Are the safe? Catherina Zeta-who? The heart-warming story of a lonely Veteran and the kitten that changed his life. And in the Dunk Tank, Brian Dunkleman discusses the War. And pudding. 4-20-03 This Week: Suspenders: are they safe? A special Bad Tiki News Investigation: Jennifer and Scott, What Went Wrong. The harrowing story of a Minnesota housewife who overcame her crippling fear of talking dough creatures to win the Pillsbury Bake-Off. And in the Dunk Tank, Brian Dunkleman asks: Seriously, what about the children? 5-4-03 This Week: Celing fans: are they safe? A special Bad Tiki News Expose: Kelly Clarkson: Not a very good tipper. The harrowing story of a Wisconsin grandfather who refuses to use his hearing aid. And in the Dunk Tank, Brian Dunkleman asks: Am I over yet? 5-11-03 This Week: Cup holders: Are they safe? Lara Flynn Boyle: My struggle with over-eating. The touching story of a lost hiker and his chipmunk companion. And in the Dunk Tank: Brian Dunkleman asks: Just exactly how dirrty are you, Christina? 5-18-03 This Week: Tivo: Is it safe? Hugh Jackman talks about his struggle to keep his shirt on. The harrowing story of one man's despair at the cancellation of Dawson's Creek. And in the Dunk Tank: Brian Dunkleman asks: How can we be lovers if we can't be friends? 5-25-03 This Week: The Best of Bad Tiki News Magazine. Is anything safe? A Retrospective. A celebration of Colin Farrell: drunk, horny and Irish. The harrowing story of putting together a clip show for a news magazine that doesn't exist. And in the Dunk Tank: Brian Dunkleman asks: What the hell does flying without wings mean anyway? That song's shit. Season Two 9-21-03 This Week: The neighborhood pharmacist: Is he a terrorist? Queer Eye’s Carson: Not as gay as he pretends! - the exclusive interview with his eighth- grade girldfriend. BTN gossip maven Wendy goes backstage at the Creative Arts Awards. And in the Dunk Tank, Brian Dunkleman asks, “What is the frequency, Kenneth?" |
