My friend Lois Lane is big with the celebrity crushes so I'm giving her a forum to share who she's into, who she's falling out of love with and which former famous boyfriends just need to be put down.
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In the Corral
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New to the Corral
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Quarantined
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Out to Pasture
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Ghost
Riders |
Bill Murray and Scarlett Johannsen in Lost In Translation.
The Office. Yes, it really is that funny.
Lois has needs, people.
Lois loves Sinatra. Lois loves trashy tell-alls. Lois occassionally compares Sinatra to Robbie Williams. Lois needs help.
*Really just a way for Lois to keep talking about Robbie. |
Things Lois Is Digging* October 2003 Movie: Lost In Translation. Finally, I understand what the term "Feel good movie" can mean...in a good way! Like the most amazing vacation you've ever taken, you don't want this movie to end. DVD: The Office. The most bloody brilliant show on television. Period.
Television Show: Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica - MTV has created another show in the league of Cribs and the Osbournes. Finally! Someone more whiny and less decisive about what restaurant to choose than I am!! [You've also never uttered the phrase "Honey, I'm drunk, let me be bossy". Come to think of it, you've never actually asked permission to be bossy. - Mark]
Pop Culture Items: Kitsch with an edge, what could be better? Anne Taintor's twisted take on the 50's and Sweet little Happy Bunny Website: Amazon Wish List - Mine is nearly 7 pages. It's my badge of honor. Start your list today, and reap the benefits of retail therapy without actually spending any money! Book: Like I read actual books, the magazine junkie that I am. Okay I do sometimes read books, but they are almost always trashy celeb bios, like Mr. S.
Album: Well, you didn't think we'd get through a new section of the Corral without getting around to Robbie, did you? If this feature continues, I will eventually recommend actual albums. But, since I have yet to fork over the import price for Rob's latest, Live from Knebworth, I can't in good faith tell y'all to go get a copy . Curse you, EMI, for not releasing a US version, even though it's the fastest selling live album ever!! Grrr...Oh, sorry. Anyway, for now I'll just recommend you head over and take a gander at Robbie's brand new, only-been-aired-on German-TV video, "Sexed".
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Opinions
expressed in Lois Lane's Imaginary Celebrity Boyfriend Corral are
solely those of Lois Lane and do not reflect those of Bad Tiki or
its owner. Lois Lane is not a professional celebrity stalker, she
is just an enthusiastic young woman with internet access and occasionally
dubious taste in men. |
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