My friend Lois Lane is big with the celebrity crushes so I'm giving her a forum to share who she's into, who she's falling out of love with and which former famous boyfriends just need to be put down.
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In the Corral
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New to the Corral
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Quarantined
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Out to Pasture
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Ghost
Riders |
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The Rolling Stones*
The Rolling Stones. The Rolling Stones!! Yeaahhhh I just got back from seeing the Stones in San Jose and, since I am not jonesin’ on any new boyfriends this week, I had to name Mick and the boys the new objects of my obsess…er, uh…affection. Really, you hear all the jokes that they are older than dirt. Well, they kinda are. But man can they rock. And, as g-girl pointed out, Mick Jagger is the only guy in the world you can wear a shirt with his own name on it and have it not be weird. And, who knew that Keith could do the splits? And, it is hilarious that after forty years (forty years!) they still show up drunk for the show (Ronnie, I’m looking at you) and bounce around in ways even my 28 year old body can't. Now the Corral now has an official band. Y’know, for when they have hoedowns. (Clunk! Ouch. Visions of the Boys dancing together just flooded my brain.)So sit back, pop in Some Girls and never forget that “American girls want everything in the world you can possibly imagine” – shout out and props to g-girl and cyn! *Honorary: Would never sleep with them. Okay, a groupie moment might overtake me in Mick’s presence. But they are in the Corral strictly based on their utter coolness and to rock the joint.
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Opinions
expressed in Lois Lane's Imaginary Celebrity Boyfriend Corral are
solely those of Lois Lane and do not reflect those of Bad Tiki or
its owner. Lois Lane is not a professional celebrity stalker, she
is just an enthusiastic young woman with internet access and occasionally
dubious taste in men. |
