Bruce Springsteen

Name: Bruce Springsteen
Nickname: The Boss. (Because he so is.)
Why he's a boyfriend: He's a righteous dude. Because he ditched the model for the "Rumble Doll" Jersey girl. He's all poetic and weathered and shit. Mainly, though, because I waited in line for 11 hours, got stage-side positioning and got to touch his firm little leg. And, of course, the ass.
Best Features: Righteousness, check. Poetic, check. Great ass, check. Oh, he has the sexiest under bite around. Generally a pretty cute little dude.
Things you must see him in: As the only non-actor musician on the list, I'd have to go with "in concert" on this one. He really does rock. And the live "Dancin' in the Dark" blows the nerdy pop version away; black Levis.
Piece of work you must run screaming from: Human Touch. Other that the sexxxxy title song, the album blows chunks. We like you tortured, Boss.
What made me first love him: Because I tend to be a Lois-come-lately to some things, it was his incredible album The Rising.
What makes us perfect for each other: Well, apparently he's attracted to redheads who sing along with his songs. My hair has been red on occasion and I know the words to, like, 90% of his stuff. Even all the words to "Rosalita".
Why we probably wouldn't work out: I would not want to get into a tussle with Patti, so we'll just leave well enough alone.

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