George Eads

Name: George Eads
Nickname: Mr. Dependable
Why He’s a Boyfriend: I like the pretty boys occassionally. Don't get used to it. Besides, his sweet personality compensates for his ridiculous good looks. Another thing you shouldn't get used to: Mark and I agreeing on something. In this case, however, it's unanimous that George's butt is the Gold Standard. [Definitely. His is the ass by which all other's are judged. - Mark]
Best Features: Butt, smile, personality. Oh, was I supposed to list those in a different order? I also like that "Aw schucks, ma'am" Texas boy thing he has (like Rock Hudson's Rex Stetson put-on in Pillow Talk). But he seems a smarter than the average mimbo, too.
Things you must see him in: As crime scene investigator Nick Stokes on CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (Redunant jokes, always good for a laugh.); Tight jeans and a turtleneck sweater.
Piece of work you must run screaming from: Monte Walsh, the new TNT movie running about 67 times a week. Really, other than the fact you should just stay away from anything Tom Selleck stars in, he isn't even that cute in it. Naturally they had to ug' him up so he wouldn't out shine Magnum.Come to think of it, he was also in the asstacular TNT original Second String. Okay, just stick with CSI for now, folks.
What made me first love him: I didn't make the connection at first that hunky Nick Stokes was also hunky Greg Powell from ER, the paramedic who kissed Carol and made even me say, "Hmm...maybe she should dump Doug." I thought he was babin' when I finally started watching CSI. But, even though George is one of those empirically hot fellas, it wasn't until the episode where he cried when a bad lady pulled a gun on him ("Who Are You?"; Episode 1.5) that got me hook, line and sinker. He...cried. And, oh baby, if you aren't gonna show us the ass, crying is a good second prize.
What makes us perfect for each other: He's a Texan. I lived in Texas, so I could win him over with that commonality. He seems like he enjoys the simple things in life. I can do simple. I'm all for driving around in a pick-up, listening to some country songs and watching him ride horses...shirtless.
Why we probably wouldn’t work out: He looks like I won him in a raffle, and that just can't be a good thing.

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