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The Beginning. In
the series finale, Celestia (Anne Heche) packs the kids into the minivan
for a trip to San Francisco. But, when God tells her to make a stop
in Fresno, an other-worldly adventure awaits them. Terrence Stamp guest
stars as Zorloft the Wise.
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 I Am Curious, Taupe. After an off-hand comment by the boss leaves them puzzled and questioning, Danny and Dave (Hal Sparks and Kerr Smith) decide to get good and drunk and try a little couch cuddling. Hilarity ensues when one discovers something shocking about himself. Is this the end for the platonic pals? |
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Lola
Cromwell . As the Palace prepares for the Queen's Jubilee, Charlie
must let his childhood sweetheart, the Princess of Tonga (Tangi Miller)
down easy. After reading an article in Hello,
the Queen decides her ermine cape is not politically correct. And Lola
accidentally disbands Parliament. Prime Minister: Hugh Laurie |
Caveat Emptor. When Sparkles witnesses a murder at a gas station, the clinic bands together to support him as he testifies. Dr. Gwen (Racquel Welch) has a mysterious gentleman caller. Dr. Torres (Salma Hayek) seeks Dr. DiPesto's (Portia DiRossi) help with a lethargic lizard, but they disagree on the best treatment. |
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The Case of the Party Pooper (Part 1). In a two-night, cross-over event, Larry and the Lemur (Danny DeVito and Jon Voight) seek the help of the Fair Vanities (Paris and Nicky Hilton) to solve the bludgeoning of a famed party planner (Corin Nemec). When the girls disappear for a threesome with Enrique (Eddie Cibrian) and Larry has to coach a soccer game, it's up to the Lemur and Uncle Jimmy (Rip Torn) to put old differences aside and solve the crime. (Concludes tomorrow night on The Fair Vanities). |
The Case of the Party Pooper (Part 2). The investigation of Corbett's death leads the gang into a world of sex, cocaine and fetish clubs. Uncle Jimmy (Rip Torn) and Lica (Lainie Kazan) find an old flame rekindled, leaving an unhappy Lemur (Jon Voight) without his wife or his manservant. But when knowing the identity of the killer puts Lica and Uncle Jimmy in danger, the sisters must work quickly to save them. |
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Rod
McCarthy (Part Two). As Rod (guest star Rip Taylor) recuperates
from his shocking piano accident, Serendipity (Carol Channing) struggles
with what to tell Mordecai (Samm Levine) about Rod's request for a kiss.
Tertiary Black Character (Elise Neal) may have a boyfriend and he may
be cheating on her. Josh (Jesse Bradford) decides to try out for the
fencing team. |
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F. Scott Fitzgerald's The Great Gatsby (2002)
Lisa Hartman Black stars as Daisy in this liberal retelling of the classic
novel. Nick (Ivan Sergei) is drawn into the opulent, Jazz Age world
of Jay Gatsby (Ingo Rademacher), a financier with a secret past. Fans
of the novel will be curious to see the new, happier ending of this
film. Tom: Scott Foley |
This Week: Trampolines: Are the safe? J. Lo and Ben: Happy at last. The harrowing story of a woman who lost her nose to a Bedazzler. And in The Dunk Tank, Brian Dunkleman asks, what's so funny about peace, love and understanding? |
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